Trump Storms Out of McDonald’s After Failing to Close Six-Dollar Meal Deal

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Capping a singularly disastrous week for the Commander-in-Chief, Donald J. Trump stormed out of a Washington, D.C., McDonald’s restaurant on Friday after failing to close a six-dollar Meal Deal at the establishment.

At approximately 12:30 P.M., Trump took a break from his designated “executive time” to…

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