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The White House has revealed that President Donald Trump has scheduled a meeting with the dictator of Yorkshire to discuss possible nuclear disarmament. The meeting will take place whilst Trump is on his state visit to Britain. The relationship between the USA and Yorkshire has often times been tumultuous, although it has shown signs of improvement since the end of Barack Obama’s presidency. ‘A black Muslim in the White House? It beggars belief,’ said either Trump or a Yorkshireman. This would be the first time a US President – or anyone from outside of Yorkshire – was allowed into the area since a Londoner tried to bring quinoa to the White Rose County and was promptly shot. Yorkshire is been ruled by Geoffrey Gam-Mon, a man who is a proponent of both nuclear armament and not paying more than one pound for anything. While Yorkshire has been on the verge of nuclear war with anyone who wants some, Trump is hoping cooler heads will prevail. ‘Unless he mocks my tiny hands. Then it’ll be an all-out war,’ said the president.