Tag: Recipe

New evidence has emerged that Jeremy Corbyn DID meet with Czechoslovakian spies back in the 1980s and shared some of the most secret and explosive jam recipes that Britain had to offer. The news comes as a blow to Labour and its leader, who’d previously denied any wrongdoing. ‘I’ve never even stopped flicking through a catalogue at the lingerie section,’ Corbyn claimed. Old Czechoslovakian jam jar labels clearly thank ‘Comrade Jeremy Corbyn’ for his help and dedication to the cause. ‘Before Jeremy, all we had was strawberry jam. It was nice but you get sick of the same jam all the time. Then he handed us a recipe book crammed full of the best jam recipes ever seen. And voters are furious with Jeremy. Will he share out our nuclear codes so willingly?’ questioned Bill Gammon of Yorkshire. Corbyn has yet to expand on the latest allegations against him, only saying: ‘I’ve got myself in a bit of a jam here, haven’t I?’

Image MUMBAI, India — They stormed a film set. They pulled the director’s hair. They burned movie posters. Hindu extremists in India have played just about every trick in their book to block the release of “Padmaavat,” a lavish Bollywood film about a 14th-century Hindu queen. The story centers on Padmavati, a legendary Hindu queen who killed herself rather than submit to invading Muslims. Some Hindus were convinced there were scenes showing Padmavati in less than an honorable light, which the filmmakers strenuously denied. “These politicians are trying to look for votes. “I think a lot of people are going to see it just to see what all the fuss is about,’’ Mr. Benegal said. A fringe Hindu group, representing members of the Rajput caste — Padmavati was believed to be a Rajput — said someone should cut off the lead actress’s nose. “I have made up the story and related it,” are the last words of his epic.