Tag: Produce

Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has offered to produce all blue passports in his shed rather than production be based in France. Farage was ‘flabbergasted and furious’ when he discovered that blue British passports would be created in France and has come up with a solution to what he sees as a big problem. ‘We cannot allow France to weasel its way into deciding who gets into this great country. If need be, I’d happily make each blue passport by hand in my shed. While hand production in a small shed would significantly slow down the passport process, Farage doesn’t see that as a problem. ‘Quite the opposite. There are far too many people flitting in and out of Britain. ‘This is a local country for local people. We’ll have no trouble here,’ said Farage. The government are now considering Mr Farage’s proposal as it would be a boon to British employment figures.