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“It’s about time you took note of the lying media, constantly making stuff up about me. “But perhaps not in the way you are thinking.” “What is this award?” asked Trump. We are awarding you the lifetime achievement ‘Father of Lies’ award,” said Jesus. “Father of Lies?” said Trump. “The Father of Lies is one of many titles people have given to Satan, along with The Great Deceiver, The Evil One, The Adversary.” “Those are great titles,” said Trump. Bigly exceptional.” Trump was beaming. “We put your name in a big dark book with previous winners. “Previous winners of the Father of Lies award are not in heaven,” said Jesus. So I will be the first winner of the award in heaven?” Trump was beaming. @realDonaldTrump Just heard from the Big Guy that I have won a major award.