Tag: Melting

Antartica is melting at an increasing speed and the cause could be Corbyn Dioxide, a warming gas produced only by Jeremy Corbyn, warns a team of Daily Mail scientists. Corbyn Dioxide is released into the Earth’s atmosphere whenever the Labour leader speaks or is given any sort of positive attention. And the effects are devastating. ‘Corbyn Dioxide warms the Earth more than any other form of gas and is directly responsible for the majority of climate change issues we come across. If we continue to produce this amount of Corbyn Dioxide then Antarctica will completely melt by 2022 and the planet with die soon after,’ warned Dr Mengeles III, working from out of the Daily Mail offices. The only way to stop the production of Corbyn Dioxide is to avoid listening to the words Jeremy Corbyn says or giving him any sort of positive media attention. ‘We at the Daily Mail have been doing our part to reduce our Corbyn footprint but we can’t do it alone. We have The Sun and the BBC onboard but we need the people to rise up and do their part,’ said Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre. However, as soon as he said that another chunk of an iceberg fell off. Coincidence?