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The Medical Director for NHS North West has stepped down from the role today, citing fears that he may one day have had to talk to Jeremy Hunt if he didn’t. Martin Davis MD has sensationally quit from his role as medical director after rumours grew that Jeremy Hunt would soon be making an appearance to talk to him about what could be done better. ‘I’ve really enjoyed my time as medical director, but the thought of spending two minutes in a room with that utter Hunt was enough for me to decide to jack it all in,’ said Davis. Davis plans to retire completely from the medical profession. He intends to retrain as a circus clown. ‘It’ll be nice to be an actual clown, rather than just being treated like one,’ he told us. The job is now open for applications. Thus far, with the threat of a Hunt visit hanging over it, no-one has applied. Meanwhile Jeremy Hunt is celebrating the news that he’s successfully chased another medical professional out of the NHS. He receives a £10 bonus for every time he does so.

The Medical Director for NHS North West has stepped down from the role today, citing fears that he may one day have had to talk to Jeremy Hunt if he didn’t. Martin Davis MD has sensationally quit from his role as medical director after rumours grew that Jeremy Hunt would soon be making an appearance to talk to him about what could be done better. ‘I’ve really enjoyed my time as medical director, but the thought of spending two minutes in a room with that utter Hunt was enough for me to decide to jack it all in,’ said Davis. Davis plans to retire completely from the medical profession. He intends to retrain as a circus clown. ‘It’ll be nice to be an actual clown, rather than just being treated like one,’ he told us. The job is now open for applications. Thus far, with the threat of a Hunt visit hanging over it, no-one has applied. Meanwhile Jeremy Hunt is celebrating the news that he’s successfully chased another medical professional out of the NHS. He receives a £10 bonus for everytime he does so.