Tag: Halloween

Here's what you missed while recovering from your sugar intake. President Donald Trump spent Halloween itself on the campaign trail, but when you're President, you can celebrate Halloween whenever you want. He and first lady Melania Trump welcomed ghosts and goblins to the White House over the weekend, and President Trump had a ton of fun with this prop.` On actual Halloween, a group of children became naturalized American citizens. Apparently we allow members of foreign monarchies to become Americans. At least that's what this little princess leads me to believe. These kids just had their choice of Halloween costume immortalized in their family photos for life. Oprah joined Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams on Thursday. Velvet blazer: so on trend. How do you try to top Oprah as this week's most notable special campaign guest? If you're Sen. Elizabeth Warren, you do it with this hug/victory pose combo.

The White House is being praised for joining in with Halloween after reporters spotted a hideous looking rotten pumpkin on display on the lawn. The pumpkin is said to be over 6 feet tall and could weigh as much as 300lbs. While no-one is quite sure what it has been carved into, it’s being praised for its lifelike hideously deformed nature. ‘It almost looks like a real person but the orange flesh is a dead give away that it’s a pumpkin carved to look like some freak of nature. The hands are out of proportion too,’ said one reporter. Local residents have become enamoured with the rotten pumpkin, which has even been fitted with an internal speaker to say crude phrases such as ‘lock her up’ and ‘sad’. ‘It’s vocabulary isn’t very impressive. Maybe it’s meant to be a brain-dead zombie or something,’ said one visitor. In other news, President Trump has been reported missing since last Friday.