Tag: Cyber Monday

For the folks in your life who never stop watching political news or talking politics, there are plenty of things to buy them for Christmas. The Official 2018 White House Christmas Ornament sells on Amazon.com for $45 (on Cyber Monday it is priced at $29.90). Last year's ornament doesn't depict the White House; instead, it features a bald eagle and honors the administration of President Franklin D. Roosevelt. It is selling on Amazon for $26.91. Is your political pal a big debater? Retailing for $30, this game allows players to become a presidential candidate on the debate stage. For those who look up to the women on the Supreme Court, check out the "Squad Goals" mug. Maybe you know a few people who aren't the biggest fan of President Donald Trump? If that's the case, there's a clock that counts down to the final day of his current time in office. But maybe the gift recipient is a HUGE fan of Trump: In that case, go for the $40 life-size, cardboard cutout of the world leader himself.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Robert Mueller’s announcement that he would be offering Cyber Monday plea deals touched off hysteria among disgraced Trump associates desperate for the chance to score a drastically reduced sentence. Moments after the office of the special counsel went live with its Cyber Monday Web site, Sing4Bob.com, thousands of Trump cronies flooded it with traffic, causing the site to briefly crash. Harland Dorrinson, the member of Mueller’s team who masterminded the Cyber Monday sale, said that the special counsel was offering a limited number of “prison doorbusters,” with sentences up to seventy-five per cent off. “I’m not surprised that people are going crazy for these bargains,” Dorrinson said. “Otherwise, you could go to trial and face one of those Obama judges.” He said that Mueller’s Cyber Monday sale was benefitting from a piece of fortuitous timing, since it was being held on the same day that the former Trump campaign adviser George Papadopoulos was scheduled to report to prison for a two-week sentence. “Everyone who goes on the site is looking for a Papadopoulos special,” he said. “Those were all gone in the first five minutes.”