Tag: Austerity

The Conservative Party has announced a trial of ‘Schrödinger’s austerity’ that will see the end of austerity while austerity continues on as normal at the same time. Prime Minister Theresa May announced the end of austerity while Chancellor Philip Hammond’s budget indicated that very little had changed. The pair came together and agreed that Britain will trial ‘Schrödinger’s austerity’. ‘Schrödinger’s austerity’ will see the Conservative Party give lip service to austerity being over without actually doing anything differently. ‘Austerity is over. Now is the time of Schrödinger’s austerity which should really lift the mood of the nation while they decide whether they want to eat a decent meal regularly or heat their homes this winter,’ said May. Britain’s most vulnerable people will be told they’ll be treated with dignity and respect; vital services will be told they’re getting the investment they need; and children will be told they have a promising future. And none of it will actually happen.