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Sometime over the past few days his conk had fought a losing battle with a hard object – possibly the prime minister’s fist – and a large scab had formed over its bridge. It wasn’t the best of looks. Especially when combined with the large bags that have formed under his eyes. Boris was outraged that nobody thought the government was taking the situation sufficiently seriously. The reason fewer Russian nationals were getting whacked in other countries was because Putin just thought it was beneath him. When Conservative Jack Lopresti asked if Russian cyber-attacks should be classified as cyber-attacks or acts of war, the foreign secretary was unequivocal. We were now officially at war. Now the foreign secretary could just do what he liked unilaterally. Just as they had last time. England would still play.