Kate and Gerry McCann given full custody of Brexit

Kate and Gerry McCann will be given full custody of Brexit after PM Theresa May called them both a ‘safe pair of hands’, citing their previous experience dealing with European authorities.

After the Prime Minister conceded that her negotiations were going nowhere, she sought out the best that Britain has to offer.

‘To some, Brexit is…


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