If only we had a force we could better fund to tackle knife crime, May muses

Theresa May wishes Britain had some sort of force she could better fund to help tackle rising knife crime, it’s emerged.

The prime minister was in a wistful mood when she was asked about the rising knife crime figures throughout the country.

‘It’s a shame, it really is. We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out…

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