Trump Warns That Democrats Would Drag Nation Back to Days of Tolerance and Decorum

Photograph by Mark Peterson for The New Yorker

CHATTANOOGA (The Borowitz Report)—Employing the fear tactics that have typified his midterm campaigning, Donald J. Trump told a rally audience on Sunday that electing Democrats would drag the nation back to the dark days of tolerance and decorum.

Trump made his closing argument to the Chattanooga, Tennessee, audience by raising the spectre of a return to the dignified and restrained discourse that plagued the nation during the regime of his predecessor, Barack Obama.

“We had eight years of talking about people of different genders, races, and nationalities as…

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