Conservative Party introduces ‘Schrödinger’s austerity’ that is both over and continuing as usual

The Conservative Party has announced a trial of ‘Schrödinger’s austerity’ that will see the end of austerity while austerity continues on as normal at the same time.

Prime Minister Theresa May announced the end of austerity while Chancellor Philip Hammond’s budget indicated that very little had changed.

The pair came together and agreed that Britain will trial…


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