Jimmy Fallon
“Today the Supreme Court ruled in favor of Trump’s travel ban, 5-4. Or as Trump calls that, unanimous.”
“As you may have heard, last night the president of the United States went after me on Twitter. So Melania, if you’re watching, I don’t think your antibullying campaign is working.”
“After 30 years on the bench, Justice Kennedy is retiring from the Supreme Court. He’s 81 years old, so he’s going to go from sitting around in a robe all day to sitting around in a robe all day.”
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Trevor Noah
“You need an app to know why your baby is crying? Your baby is probably crying because it wishes it had better parents.”
“Ever since a Virginia chicken restaurant asked her to leave this weekend, the big debate in America has…
