France brings back national service over fears they’ve become too weak to wave white flags

President Emmanuel Macron has announced plans to bring back national service to France, which mainly consists of learning how to wave a white flag and surrendering.

French national service was scrapped in 1996 after the country declared that it had perfected the act of surrendering.

‘Not a single country on this planet could surrender as quickly and as gracefully…

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