Jimmy Fallon
“President Trump held a big rally up in Minnesota. It’s part of his plan to get as far away from the Mexican border as possible.”
“Trump reversed course today and signed an order to stop separating immigrant kids from their families — and start detaining them together. You know 2018 is rough when people are going, ‘All right, families getting locked up in cages together! Yeah!’ “
“The king and queen of Spain visited Washington. When Trump first heard people speaking Spanish in the White House, he frantically pressed the silent alarm button under his desk.”
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“Banks are starting to offer services through virtual assistants like Amazon Echo, which backfires when you ask Alexa for your account balance and she just starts laughing.”
Stephen Colbert
“Trump made (his family…
