Theresa May discovers magic missile tree

An entirely new genus of trees has been discovered in Britain by Prime Minister Theresa May that appears to grow missiles perfect for delivering airstrikes on Middle Eastern countries.

The tree is being dubbed the ‘magic missile tree’ and will come as a huge relief to Britain as similar missiles would have previously…

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