Rapidly melting Antarctica caused by Corbyn Dioxide, warn Daily Mail scientists

Antartica is melting at an increasing speed and the cause could be Corbyn Dioxide, a warming gas produced only by Jeremy Corbyn, warns a team of Daily Mail scientists.

Corbyn Dioxide is released into the Earth’s atmosphere whenever the Labour leader speaks or is given any sort of positive attention. And the effects are devastating.

‘Corbyn Dioxide warms the Earth more than any other form of gas and is directly responsible for the majority of climate change issues we come across. If we continue to produce…

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