Donald Trump denies all knowledge

President Donald Trump has today denied all knowledge of absolutely everything, it’s emerged.

Speaking to selected press within the White House before his latest golfing vacation, Trump went on the record to deny knowing anything in relation to everything.

‘Believe me, if I knew anything I’d come forth and say so. I say a lot of things, I like to say things, but it’s all made up. I know nothing.

‘If…

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