Trump Furious After Twitter’s Bot Purge Leaves Him with Fourteen Followers

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “furious” on Wednesday morning after a purge of right-wing bots by Twitter left him with a total of fourteen remaining followers, aides have confirmed.

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