UKIP appoints gammon as new leader

UKIP has officially appointed a 6lb gammon joint as its new leader after successfully ousting Henry Bolton.

With UKIP leadership becoming something of a hot potato, the party elected to choose a solid slab of gammon to revitalise their waning fortunes.

The move is being seen as a masterstroke amongst political circles.

‘UKIP has always been immensely popular amongst gammon faced men…

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