‘Super athlete’ Donald Trump declares eligibility for 2018 NFL Draft

After receiving a glowing report from his personal doctor, President Donald Trump has declared his eligibility for the 2018 NFL Draft.

Standing at 6’3” and 239lbs, Trump has excellent size for the NFL and expects to be a high draft pick despite never having played the sport before.

‘I’m sure I’ll be able to pick it up quickly,’
he announced.

If drafted on April 26th, it will mark the first draft Donald Trump’s been eligible for…

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