The Conservative Party are looking to boost the strength of their cabinet after offering Ebenezer Scrooge an as-yet-unnamed position.
Famed for his ability to pinch a penny until it screams, the Conservatives see Scrooge as the perfect man to get their austerity programme back on track.
The idea was pitched by Boris Johnson who believes the hiring might distract from the on-going Brexit shambles.
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