White House: All Women Named Theresa Represent Real Threat

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Just hours after Donald J. Trump mistakenly sent an angry tweet intended for the British Prime Minister, Theresa May, to a random woman named Theresa May Scrivener with only six Twitter followers, the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, offered a vigorous defense of his action.

“The President may have attacked the wrong Theresa, but all Theresas represent a real threat,” Sanders said.

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