Hated despot receives advice on standing down gracefully from Robert Mugabe

A despotic leader has received much welcomed advice on how to stand down gracefully from no lesser an authority than Robert Mugabe, it’s emerged.

Mugabe urged a power-crazed leader by the name of Theresa May to resign her premiership before she could be ‘dragged through fields of wheat’ by her rivals.

‘Stepping down in a graceful and benevolent way such as I did…

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