English language ties Trump in knots

Optimistic expectations that Donald Trump’s personal desire for profligacy and ostentatious display might be drawing to an end were cruelly dashed today.

It was briefly imagined that he was nearing an age of emotional maturity – which might well have progressed to a desire for greater economy and less wastefulness – when he was out on New York’s Madison Avenue and was heard to utter the words, ‘Waste not, want not.’

Hopes…

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