World urges Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un to just f*ck already

Posted By: David Marrs September 22, 2017

People across the world have joined together in urging President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un to act on their smouldering sexual tension and enjoy a torrid night of passion together.

The increasingly phallic feud between Trump and the man he’s dubbed ‘The Rocket Man’ has become a global ‘will they, won’t they’. And, for the sake of everyone’s sanity, people are asking they get together now to let off some steam.

‘They hide it behind their threats…

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