DWP declares Theresa May unfit to do f*cking anything

The Department for Work and Pensions has officially declared Theresa May unfit to work after thoroughly assessing both her physical and mental capabilities.

While the prime minister came through the physical section of the test fine, she failed to convince her assessor that she was either mentally or emotionally fit to work.

‘As soon as I asked her her name she broke down crying, and when I asked her what she does she…

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