Steve Bannon’s local liquor store posts record profits for third consecutive quarter

The economy continues to strengthen under Donald Trump’s presidency after Steve Bannon’s local liquor store posted record profits for the third consecutive quarter.

The liquor store, which is located within staggering distance of Steve Bannon’s home, is making money ‘hand over fist’ thanks to the drinking habits of Trump’s former advisor.

‘He’s by far our best customer,’ said store owner Sadiq Ali, 42. ‘And he’s drinking more than…

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