Trump TV draws record ratings in Trump household

Donald Trump is celebrating today after being informed that Trump TV – his own personal TV network – received record ratings from within the Trump household.

The ‘real news’ segment was watched by every television in the Trump household, equalling the record of his final appearance as host of The Apprentice.

‘This is bigly good,’ President Trump said. ‘The entire family are behind me 100%, maybe even more. What’s a number bigger than 100? If…

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